Vernon Dahmer

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

Dancing is silent poetry. (Simonides)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. (Galileo Galilei)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Give me a museum and I’ll fill it. (Pablo Picasso)

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. (Rene Descartes, Discours de la Methode)