Michellie Jones

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one’s doubts. (G. B. Burgin)

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. (Bertrand Russell)

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. (Leon Trotsky)

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. (Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930))

I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)